I had some bad heartburn this week. The kind of heartburn that makes you think “this just can’t be gas.” It was so bad that the smell of strong garlicy spaghetti sauce in the teacher’s lounge made me feel like I might have to double over in pain. Maybe that was psychological…maybe I’m just psycho, but I’m telling you it happened. Nothing worked! And I tried everything!
I found relief one evening in a strawberry milkshake. Yeah, yeah…all the bad stuff. I don’t care, I was dying.
But then, the milkshake was so [...]
